Dr. Toy Warden: Lily, what happens at a wedding?
Lily: People wear dresses and then you eat cake.
Dr. Toy Warden: Why do you think people get married?
Lily: So they can have cake.
Me: Why did Mommy and Daddy get married?
Lily: I don’t know. Did you have a cake?
Me: We did.
Lily: I didn’t know you had a cake! I didn’t know because I wasn’t there because I wasn’t born yet!