Rose: Mommy, I have a wip.
Me: What? Yes you have lips.
Rose: No. Mommy, I have a wip.
Me: Your doll has a rip? I don’t see a rip.
Rose: No. Mommy, I have a wip!
Me: A what?
Rose: A wip!
Me: A hip?
Rose: A wip!
Me: A lip?
Rose: A wip!
Me: Where is it?
Rose: Right here on my knee. See? It’s a wip!
She had a cut on her knee. I never would have thought to call it a “rip”, but when you think about it that’s a very accurate description. She did indeed have a rip in her knee. No worries, it was small and nothing some rubbing alcohol and a bandage couldn’t fix.
