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Cinderella Wants You to Go Potty

Lately we’ve had a major potty training problem, but then when DON’T we have a potty training problem around these here parts? I know there will be a time in my children’s life when trying to prevent accidents and cleaning … Continue reading

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Popcorn Ring

Well, that was a lighter December in terms of blogging than what I was planning. I didn’t mean to put the blog on the back burner during the holidays, but it happened. Little Violet has been waking up for the … Continue reading

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Pee Patrol Woof Woof

Last night out of nowhere, Lily announced that she wanted to wear underwear to bed. She was really confident that even though she’s never ever ever woken up dry in a pull-up, she would wake up dry if she wore … Continue reading

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The Bag Lady Returns

Lily was temporarily a potty training prodigy and started pooping in the potty at 15 months old. From that moment on, I became a bag lady. She only weighed about 17 pounds and had such a tiny little butt that … Continue reading

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Terminology

Wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles, this child is potty trained. Dr. Toy Warden worked some kind of voodoo Daddy is better than Mommy potty training magic and within a few days Rose was potty trained. In fact, after only … Continue reading

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Manipulation

Last week we were walking through Target and I saw this. I almost passed out, I was so excited. And no, no one is paying me to endorse this toy. I’m just saying I was super duper excited. I wanted … Continue reading

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I Only Threw Up a Little

Dr. Toy Warden, also known as The Berated Professor, has taken over potty training Rose because I’m utterly incompetent. It took me more than 2 years to potty train Lily and I couldn’t get a drop out of Rose on … Continue reading

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It’s a Sign

It might be time to potty train when… your diaper is the same size as your baby sister. Rose’s Size 6 Pampers Cruisers could eat Violet. As I said yesterday, it’s clearly time to potty train. If only there was … Continue reading

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I’m not a baby!

In the weeks leading up to Violet’s birth, we repeatedly told Rose she was no longer a baby. Indeed, she is 2.5, but looks like she could be 3.5 and is almost as big as her sister. She weighs at … Continue reading

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Carpet Diem

Last night in the battle of Dyson v. berber carpet, the Dyson won. But not in a good way. Apparently our berber had a snag in it. The Dyson grabbed on tight. Before I even realized what was happening, we … Continue reading

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