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When Houses Attack

For Christmas, we went away for a full week. We took a tour of the Midwest by way of relatives, taking over my sister’s house in Bloomington, Indiana twice and my in-laws’ house in St. Louis for several days. When we finally walked into our own house after 7 days away, we were anxious to eat, sleep, unpack and just be at home.

Unfortunately, our house had other plans for us. When we opened the door, we were greeted with bitter cold.

It was 45 degrees in our house. (The picture says 47, but that was a little bit later.)

It was supposed to be 65 degrees.

It was 45 degrees.

You can see why this is a problem. My husband went down and tried to turn on the furnace several times, but nothing happened.

Our house was angry that we left it alone for several days, so it decided to break the furnace as retaliation. Luckily, it wasn’t TOO mean about the furnace. We needed one new part, which the repair guy popped in and out, and we were good to go. Sure, our dirty children who hadn’t been bathed in several days on the road had to wait another day because it was 59 degrees in our house when they went to bed (and that was downstairs, upstairs is usually 5 degrees cooler), but the repairs were minor and inexpensive (for a furnace. Still expensive to us!).

The next morning, my husband and I got up at the crack of dawn, left our sleeping kids with a baby-sitter, and went to a ridiculously early appointment. We told the baby-sitter to microwave breakfast for our big girls.

When we came home, we discovered our 9-year-old built-in above range microwave had broken in our absence.

So we went away for a week and the house not only broke the furnace while we were gone, it also broke the microwave.

I think the house is making its message loud and clear. We are never allowed to leave again.

At least we had an excuse to upgrade to stainless steel?

Of course, now I’m anxious for everything else to break OR us to get rich enough to replace the rest of the perfectly good ugly white appliances.

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Popcorn Ring

Well, that was a lighter December in terms of blogging than what I was planning. I didn’t mean to put the blog on the back burner during the holidays, but it happened. Little Violet has been waking up for the day at 4 or 5 in the morning these days and it’s really taking it out of me! Now that all the travel is behind us, I plan on getting things back to the usual.

It turns out Rose really was false confessing to the crime of stealing or hiding my wedding ring. Probably. Maybe.

Cheesy sentimental photo of my wedding set. I still had the engagement ring. The band closest to my wrist was missing.


Friday night 5-year-old Lily was pestering me for popcorn. We usually make it at night and have been avoiding it because popcorn makes her thirsty. We’ve been trying to cut down her evening drinks in hopes that she is dry overnight in time for prom. It hasn’t been going well anyway, so we didn’t bother on the road or since we got back. I said ok to nighttime popcorn (and her pull-up was SUPER wet in the morning). It had been at least 3 weeks since I made the girls popcorn.

The girls always divide the popcorn into two red mixing bowls. I keep these bowls in an upper cabinet. I have to stand on my tiptoes to reach them. I got them down and brought them over to the breakfast bar where we keep our hot air popper out ALL THE TIME because we usually make popcorn so often that it’s stupid to put it away. I pulled the bowls apart and suddenly I hear a “PLOP!”

I looked down at the floor and there it was! My missing wedding ring! It had spent three weeks in a mixing bowl just waiting for us to make popcorn or cookies again.

I mean, OBVIOUSLY I should have looked in the mixing bowls we keep above our heads. Clearly that’s where a ring I left on the counter would end up.

I don’t know how my ring got in there. Maybe Rose put it there? Maybe it got stuck to the bottom of the bowl while the bowl was drying on the counter? Maybe during our frantic rush to find the ring it flew up in the air and landed in a mixing bowl? I don’t know.

I do know we paid a hefty price to get that ring back. In the 24 hours prior to my ring showing up, the furnace AND above-range microwave both broke. After that, my house felt we’d paid enough and it coughed my wedding ring back up. Thank goodness. Thank popcorn. I’ll never leave my wedding ring on the counter again. Until the next time this happens. ;)

If it weren’t for nighttime potty-training, I would have made popcorn three weeks ago and not spent the last three weeks alternately mourning my wedding ring and swooning over potential new ones. Potty-training hurts everyone.

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Carpet Diem

Last night in the battle of Dyson v. berber carpet, the Dyson won.

But not in a good way.

Apparently our berber had a snag in it. The Dyson grabbed on tight. Before I even realized what was happening, we had a rip in our carpet and a LONG strand of berber wrapped tightly around our Dyson’s roller thing.

If this weren’t bad enough, this is the second time this has happened. We have two Dyson-induced runs in our carpet. Our Dyson works a little TOO well. Also, I hate berber. This would never happen with regular carpet.

Our carpet is a mess in other ways. It’s full of stains that the steam-cleaner didn’t touch. We painted last year and I knocked a bucket of green paint on it. There’s a green stain that won’t go away. It’s under our toddler art table, but it’s still there.

We really need new carpet. I wish it could happen now, but it’s not going to happen for a long time. Why? Because one little girl is about to pee all over our carpet. And another little girl will be peeing all over it in about four years. There is no point in replacing this carpet until we get through two nightmare-ish potty training sessions.

I guess we could put in hard wood or wood laminate floors now, but I hate to think of my poor little fetus crawling around on such a hard surface when we have this nice soft gross carpet for her pad her little knees on.

Until then, I guess I’ll just pretend like my carpet doesn’t have holes and stains in it. It’s kind of hard to ignore, but I’ll make it. I guess I have to.

I guess the good thing about having to wait is that by the time we can replace the carpet, I’ll be back at work and we’ll have another income around here to pay for that new carpet.

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