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Toy WTF: Sing-A-Ma-Jigs are MULTIPLYING

Because ONE Sing-A-Ma-Jig wasn’t bizarre enough, now you have the option of having conjoined twin freaks of nature!

Now when you squeeze the Sing-A-Ma-Jig, both dolls open their little inappropriately suggestive mouths and sing their strange songs.

Source: walmart.com via Jenica on Pinterest

 

I guess one monstrosity just wasn’t enough? Is that the bigger Sing-A-Ma-Jigs baby? Clone? Girlfriend? Appendage? Dummy? What is going on here?

This development among the Sing-A-Ma-Jigs earns them an unprecedented THIRD appearance in Toy WTF.

I just don’t get these things.

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Toy WTF: Sing-A-Ma-Jig Reduxe

Twice this week I had reader submissions to make Sing-A-Ma-Jigs a Toy WTF. Even though I already made Sing-A-Ma-Jigs a Toy WTF way back in February, who am I to deny the public what they want? Besides, Sing-A-Ma-Jigs have endless WTF potential.

I mean, not only does two-thirds of what they sing have no recognizable tune, but these bizarre toys have a major design flaw. It’s something I didn’t bring up back in February because I didn’t want to get too racy, but since my two submitters brought this flaw up, I either don’t have a sick mind OR have a lot of company in my sick thoughts.

When they sing

they look like some sort of messed up sex toy.

Really. It looks like that toy is about to give someone a blow job.

I mean LOOK at that! LOOK!

It’s so wrong. WTF?

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