Me: What are you doing?
Lily: I’m putting the diapers in the oven.
Lily: We need to cook them! We need to bake the diapers. It’s time to cook the diapers!
Yum! Burnt plastic and chemicals! The diapers are still there. They are out of the way, so why not? Children dismantle any neat piles I put in discreet places. Might as well use this toy kitchen for something useful!
Also, isn’t Rose cute? She’s turning the big ONE on Saturday!
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